I Want My GoodTV

Television, to put it bluntly, has turned to crap. All the good sitcoms are over with and have been replaced by these putrid, ignorant comedians trying to get into acting. You also have your fair share of Reality TV. The horror, the horror. All you see on this garbage is a camera following around obviously narcissitic blockheads and film them yelling at each other. These are people who jerk off looking in a mirror.

To make matters worse, now you have families getting into this reality crap. MTV (which really should take the "M" out of their name; half an hour of bad music videos doesn't qualify you as a music channel guys) now airs Newlyweds, a show where Jessica Simpson shows off her Mensa skills and her husband spends most of the day walking around like he just dropped out of the sky, and The Ashlee Simpson Show, where Jessica's sister jumps up and down and spreads her stink around town for half an hour. Watch one hour of that and you'll be reduced to the I.Q. reconstituted dog feces.

I would say that there are still some good channels left, but I would be lying. The Discovery Channel is now into showing their own version of reality with these lame Chopper shows. Orange County Choppers, which I will say nothing bad about because they are very close to where I live and can kill me. American Choppers, which I haven't even watched. Now, I know you're going to say, how can you talk bad about a show you haven't even seen? Because your mother's a whore.