At least I still have a 1st left for something.

There really is no way to start out one of these without sounding either stuck on how great you are or like a retard trying to shout a warning after running a mile and while having an asthma attack. I have come to accept this, and with that I now say:

This is my first post on my brand new blog. Oh happy day!!!:):):):)

Now that I got that out of the way I would like to point out that no more will you see multiple exclamtion points or those horrible smiley faces. For that matter, there will be no LOL, ROFL, IMHO, BTW, or any other shortcut to thinking (except for the occasional grammar mistake that I'm just to lazy to fix). There will be no political correctness or regard for anybody's feelings and I will write anything that I damn well want to>

Welcome my friends to the show that never ends.